Hair no where
Writing by Sheridan on Friday, 4 of December , 2009 at 6:43 am
Ok, fastest post ever since I’m meant to be doing something else (no – I am not at work). Here’s a synopsis:
#1. Had my hair cut off. And dyed back to it’s ‘natural’ colour, or something similar to that. See #3.
#2. Entered mini triathlon. Supposed to be fun. Turning into a nightmare. See #4.
#3. Doing lots of swimming and exercise (due to #2). Blonde hair going green in the pool and generally being a nuisance (and attracting a lot of unwanted attention elsewhere). Long hair getting in the way of looking sporty.
#4. Limbs practically falling off and muscles snapping like old rubber bands from rigorous training. Plus, personal trainer ‘conveniently’ did his Achilles and has been unavailable for guidance. Physiotherapist relaying what can only be described as triathlon horror stories whilst looking generally evil. Trying to find appropriate AND cool-looking tri gear to wear is impossible. Who designs this stuff?
#5. Have nasty rash from moisturising product and cannot stop scratching.
#6. One tomato plant has actually produced a tomato. Most other plants have not gone so well.
#7. Should go and have a shower now. Work Christmas party tonight. Have great dress with which to complement ulcerated legs. It’s going to be a great night.
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