Non-training day 1
Writing by Sheridan on Tuesday, 8 of December , 2009 at 7:06 am
Is it wrong to go to the gym on the non-training day/s? Or, just how wrong is it to go to the gym on a non-training day? I’m supposed to be ‘resting’, but ‘resting’ is not as cool as everyone seems to make it out to be. I’m so bored of resting – what do people think I do all day at work? It’s hardly stressful.
So I have time to be in here… writing things.
The other day one of my home-grown tomato plants appeared to have a small tomato growing on it. It’s still there and I’m taking extra special care (ie – watering the plant) to make sure I can eat this tomato. Hopefully more will grow. I’m pretty impressed with myself. The other plants have not gone quite so well. They are dead. I blame that spell of very hot weather we had. It was too hot to go outside and water them. I would have perished.
I went back into the ocean last night on the way home from work. It seemed like a nice enough day until I got to the beach, when it turned dark and stormy-looking. And windy. I had a look around and there was no-one in the water (apart from a cargo ship a good few miles out). I stood there and assessed the situation. Who drives all the way to the beach only to stand there looking at the water? I certainly don’t. I go there, stand and look at the water for 10 minutes, get changed, go in up to my hips and then get out 3 minutes later. I wasn’t impressed with my lame effort so I decided to go for a small jog. In the meantime, some other person of unparalleled bravery had gone in for a swim so I decided to swim near them (I hear swimming on your own in the ocean is a no-no). So it wasn’t a complete waste of time.
So now I sit here, looking out the window (the same window through which a masturbating man could be seen on Sunday morning), wondering if I’ll get through that block of Cadbury’s Top Deck tonight or if it will be tomorrow night. And – masturbating man – if you happen to be reading this – go away – next time there may be legal consequences. Maybe I’ll go do some stretching…
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